Forget the drapes at Horseshoe Bay and the ceiling fan fables. Forget if Urban’s wife has a burner Zillow account. Forget if Urban threw up the Horns or sported an orange tie on set. Picture a world where Tom Herman comes out for the Kansas Two Piece the next two weeks with the same quarantine...

They looked GOOD too! Vic is building a Dynasty.

The Texas Men’s Basketball season tips off Wednesday against UT-Rio Grande Valley and expectations are as high for this season as any in Shaka Smart’s tenure and possibly (excluding the season Rick Barnes was let go to make way for Smart) the past decade. “Optimism? Do Texas basketball fans have...

We knew from the opening kick that this was gonna be a weird one—most fans found themselves scrambling to find “ESPN News” as ABC cut to coverage of the the breaking announcement of Joe Biden as our nation’s 46th president. The Texas Longhorns have a #46 Joe of their own, and though Joseph...

Texas Pregamer: WVU “I’ll light the fire. You place the couch on the porch today” - Crosby, Stills, Stills, & Young In a week very little else going on, we are excited to bring this week’s edition of The Texas Pregamer to your media-starved brains. Prepare your system for that sweet...

Tom Herman said earlier this week that his team hasn’t played an “A” game since the Alamo Bowl win over Utah hours before the ball dropped on New Year’s 2020. I don’t think Texas fans will be clamoring to get in line to disagree with him (though there might be that ONE fan who absolutely hates...

So this started 9 years ago as a semi-satirical news journal "Pregame" article. It is a blend of game analysis but mostly pop culture/UT current events humor sprinkled in. The Pregamer doesn't ever traffic in "serious predictions". The "Better Know A Roster" never looks at the actual best...

Now! That’s What I Call Moo-zik — Vol. 2.Something   Stupid jokes about songs loosley tied to the week’s game are easier to write when we don’t suck. And it’s even more of a bummer when so many damn good musicians have passed on so recently. So, I’m pivoting this week’s playlist to give...

We’re going to take a look at the Big 12 QB units we’ve come up against this season and help them come up with a group Halloween costume idea:   OSU: The double goatee, the douche headband, AND the husky 70s dad? I feel like they are a few costumes away from the Village People.   BU...

Better Know a Roster Landon Wolf (WR, R-Sr.) - This week in Aggie gon’ Aggie, allow our Intern Eli a chance to diverge from scheduled programming for a bit of hate here. He’s new, got a lot of hate left in him: It’s so on brand to dog cuck Reveille and use a werewolf instead of Rev’s...

We’re so squarely in SPOOKY SZN it’s...spooky It’s Halloween in Stillwater, the holiest of days for the Pokelahoma heathens; the black and orange color palette a synergy of Gundy’s spray tan and the dark void where the hopes and dreams of 2020 once resided. But fear not, dear souls, for...