Worst. Captain. Ever.

San Antonio?? I didn't move there bro...don't you ever accuse me of that again. Ever. I'll be a Trace's for the game. You going to be there?? Bring me Daisy products. Tons of Daisy products.

Too soon.

I'd like to co-sign this Boy Howdy, Captain. 

My god, you're here?  Seriousry???

Exercise latitude. Allow enough time to adequately assimilate.  Like, by 8PM.  If your demands aren't met by then, you know what to do.  

I'd like to point out that your comment is in no way awkward and doesn't make anyone uncomfortable.  Thank you.  

I pay good money to be a part of this board.  Is this how you treat your customers? 

We should definitely organize a battle royale. 

I think I have proven that I am a very scrong Admin candidate based on my time here and posting history.   

It's out of your hands now.  Just let this happen.

Captain, hello.  

Hey bros.

I am here on an official visit...