So, I’m bored and would like to get this started. Here’s what I think, we have scored 106 points in the last two games and they have scored 58. That’s a pretty big discrepancy. While I’m sure we can’t stop Penix consistently, I think we can stop them a lot more than they can stop us. They hang...

I recently failed a Health and Safety course. One of the questions was "What steps would you take in the event of a fire?" Apparently "f##king big ones" was not the correct response.

These are two of my favorites, enjoy. A blonde was flying in a two-seater airplane. The pilot has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls in a mayday. "Mayday! Mayday! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!" She...

Good interviews with our new offensive coaches. http://insidetexas.com/news/story.php?article=4895

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "I think my friend is dead! What do...