All I know is that if I were an upperclassman linebacker I'd be living in the weight room. 

"You are looking LIVE at 80,000 rednecks shaking pom-poms on a stick!" Good grief...

Joe Ely, a bunch of SXSW showcases (back when you could actually get in to SXSW showcases), and the best of the bunch...Jason and the Scorchers. That band cooked.

I think you should spend some of the time doing a seminar on how to get three months of free time.

Doesn't matter. A real man drinks whatever the #@&% he wants. If you give me @#%$ about it, I'll hit you with my #@&%ing purse.

Sigh...guilty. (Rabble?)

What, were Sleepy, Dopey, and Doc not interested?! Jeezus...

Omigosh...not only was that the first Longhorn game Mrs. T63 ever went to, but she and I were in about the 4th row on that 20 yard line. As I recall, it actually sounded worse (better?) than it looked!